Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
*A blonde walked into a bar
OUCHH!!!
*A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
*A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
*Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.
*What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
*A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.
A: Shoot her again.
Q: What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
*A blonde walked into a bar
OUCHH!!!
*A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
*A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
*Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.
*What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
*A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.
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